• July 28, 2005 - Holidays are meant to be fun.
• May 10, 2005 - School...yawn

1.) Gerard (vocalist): If you don't go to high school you will definately go to jail.

2.) Gerard: Most people treat you like a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.

3.) Frank (guitarist): I would date Gerard!

4.) Mikey (bassist): I could eat my body weight in sushi.

5.) Mikey: Ashlee Simpson told us she had our CD.

6.) Mikey: We're really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We'll be like "Yo, I'm only on half a f***in' battery and I've got a plane ride!!"

7.) Frank: Popsicles should be the new black, then everyone would have one.

8.) Interviewer: Which one of you is most likely to stick a fork into a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
Interviewer: And who would shout "Hey! It's still plugged in!"
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definately be the one yelling. I think we're all really protective of Mikey doing stuff like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone.

9.) Bob (drummer): I just rolled out of a window. I couldn't think of anything else to do.

10.) Gerard: People think we're rich vampires.

11.) Frank: Eww, is that a bug? *looks at piece of paper*.
Fan: No, I think it's a sharpie mark.
Frank: It is a bug.
Fan: Actually it is a bug. I sorta mushed it by accident and it stayed on the paper.
Frank: That's gross! *circles around bug and writes 'ewww' next to it*.

1.) Aki (drummer): One of our fan sites said Lauri was leaving the band because he was pregnant.

2.) Interviewer: So what did you do last night?
Lauri (vocalist): Well, I don't know what happened to these guys (points to Eero and Pauli) but me and Aki got married in Las Vegas.

3.) Interviewer: Do you trust anyone to large it in your house?
Aki: Once my oven door broke because my friends were rolling around on it.
Lauri: A friend of mine was on my bed with his girlfriend and two bed-legs broke. I had to sleep with my legs on the floor with my head up high...so not funny.
Eero (bassist): The same guy was also dancing ontop of a bar with a feather between his a$$ cheeks.
Lauri: He took the feather from my hair and put it in his a$$.

4.) Interviewer: If you had the chance to meet any celebrity, who would it be?
Lauri: Bjork. Even though she is much older than me. I think she's really individual. I like that in a girl, I think it's hot.
Eero: No, I want to meet her!
Lauri: I said it first!!
Eero: Well, I've met her already, so...

5.) Pauli (guitarist): Um...I don't actually know about Lauri and Aki being together. They usually share hotel rooms - which is pretty disturbing! *laughs* I can't really say anything about their girl relationships...

6.) Interviewer: Do you guys watch alot of horror movies?
Eero: Yeah! Have you seen that horror move 'The Lion King'?

7.) Lauri: Once we were in a hotel where the beds looked like coffins so it was kinda scary when we woke up. Maybe we woke up from the dead? We'll never know...